Friday, February 16, 2007

SMU's Eligible Bachelors (or not)

Valentine's day and how it's overrated. commercialism and money spending becomes what defines TRUE love and forever happiness. never knew a trip to a fancy restaurant on Valentine's day meant the relationship was set in stone and meant to be. or we could just be lovelorn cynics. hahaha...

Friendster and it's quirky statuses. it's complicated? is it, really? go figure.

Highlight of the day's show:
SMU's very own ELIGIBLE BACHELORS list
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featuring the cream of the crop, 7 eligible bachelors for the take. or so we think.

Our very own BE boys from School of Business...

DARYL TAY - funky guy who loves freshmen girls, owns kickass shirts and wields power in SMUBE, previously being programming director (music), and now vice president. loves Fall Out Boy and would love u to go to their upcoming concert with him. that's if you manage to get his attention. girls, fight hard!


TERENCE KOH - reigning president of SMUBE. also fitness instructor in our school gym. brains, brawn, and power. what else could a girl ask for?


ALEX LEE - though not the man himself (wang leehom is also know as Alex Lee Hom Wang on wikipedia), this guy is charming in his own way. gorgeous house, friendly personality, and very much funny. nothing attracts a girl like humor and charm.

School of Information Systems...

ANDREW WONG - vice-president of SA who also owns the 2006 Victoria Secrets show on his harddrive. friendly, helpful, and power. lethal combination.


KELVIN - no idea what his last name is, but nida finds him charming enough but ann should know him much better than anyone. president of SISS. power. nothing beats a man with power. notice how all our bachelors have some sort of power position?

School of Accountancy...

ZULFARHAN - freshman! represent. just when we thought no freshman would come out to pull the ranks. thinks of himself as a female (sensitive new age guy, girls). what else can u ask for? check out the zul a few years back (he's the one on the left). we promise he has since morphed into a piece of hot stuff.

School of Social Science...

AMOS SIOW - the name itself speaks volumes. famous amos. though he (unfortunately) doesn't own the cookie factory, he is very much a power-packed cookie in his own right. singapore rugby union, runs at the speed of light, and has his name in multiple articles, blogs, and what not. does kickass videos, studies hard, plays sports well. also loves Victoria Secret models. sounds too good to be true? sadly enough, it is. sorry girls! just found out that our very eligible bachelor has since been snatched up. see how hot our bachelors are? one's already lost!!! let us join our hands and mourn for a minute.


so before you lose your chance to swipe at our remaining 6 bachelors (or so we think they are), hurry and go google, wikipedia, oasis, or microsoft office email them!!! and if you find out they're single, GOOD FOR YOU! just don't tell them we told you =P we would very much want our lives. and if they're attached, OOPS. we promise we'll check thoroughly before we pimp people on the show.

forget CLEO's 50 Bachelors. we have our very own Bachelors in SMU. if not single men, at least Bachelor degrees.

Disclaimer: Having spent some time in our fashionista university, these men no longer resemble their respective mug shots. Do not be deceived! They are 8902310931453 times hotter in real life!

7 comments:

sylv said...

nidaa u should include my guy of the month! =P

Anonymous said...

huh??Andrew???!!

whirlx said...

yes anonymous! hahaha... andrew! =) power brings you places man =P

Anonymous said...

Also check out Tan Kay Wee and Daniel Michael Leong. Hot stuff beefcakes.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps ... alvin Chan Chiau Cheng too.... yr 4 hottie.... Look, humour .... he got it all....

whirlx said...

i'm beginning to think i know who mr anonymous may be =P hahahah! thanks for the tips! we may just do another round of SMU bachelors if we collate enough =D hahahaha thanks for the research! =)

nid said...

Hmm i hear Daniel Michael Leong is taken already. Unfortunately the fundamental requirement to being a bachelor is singledom.

To anonymous: we picked Andrew Wong because he has Victoria's secrets and everyone wants to know her secret.